Look at this fucking bedhead. Everyday I go through this shit. BUT NOT TOMORROW! GETTIN’ THIS SHIT CHOPPED TODAY 4 SHO
Monday, January 30
Oh yeah I had another weird dream last night, but the only part I could remember was being in some theater and Jimmy Urine was ALL OVER ME and I was just like ‘Dude get OFF I don’t even really think you’re attractive you’re just a cool bro but NOT AFTER THIS SHIT’ and I don’t know what happened after that.
tillies like some reeshybooty
OMG I NEED THIS ON MY WALL RIGHT NOW
WHERE IS THE PRINTER
ASDJHAKJDSHAS YOU ARE SO EPIC
MARRY ME
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Shit. I was supposed to get up early and take my car into the shop but I just now got up and it’s definitely too late to just waltz over. Now I get to call them, and we know what a hassle that is.
I really wish, for once, that the crappy emails I receive weren’t scams. $550,000 sounds really awesome.
“You did more for my little girl today than her own daddy ever did for her in his whole life.”
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