I hate it when I go to bed and forget to turn my...
Sometimes I just want to drive over to your house...
What are you doing?
lawrences-squeak-toy: “Oh nothing, just sitting here, lookin’ sexy.”
wassupholmes started following you.
FOLLOW WASSUPHOLMES. →
what-son: When she’s not out to devour your every hope and dream, she’s made of quality! Done!
maczombierawr: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! BRB gonna go throw up. She has failed to put me off waffles. I’M EATING SOME RIGHT NOWOMNOMNOMOMNOM!
what-son: doctor-gonzo: what-son: doctor-gonzo: WAFFLE TIME. HELEN RUINED WAFFLES FOR ME. I AM SO SORRY. THIS HELEN SHOULD BE PUNISHED ):< SHE GOES BY “WASSUPHOLMES” ‘ROUND THESE PARTS. DON’T ASK HER ABOUT BLUE WAFFLES. TOO LATE! SHE REBLOGGED ME.
what-son: doctor-gonzo: WAFFLE TIME. HELEN RUINED WAFFLES FOR ME. I AM SO SORRY. THIS HELEN SHOULD BE PUNISHED ):<
Usually, when you’re this good looking, people think you’re gay. I’m just...– Jude Law (via mrsbeatle) (via what-son)
Now I'm afraid that there is going to be a...
wtfdork: Karla and I are sleeping in the same room in separate beds and she says to me, “I remember there was a fuzzy caterpillar in that bed a year ago and it scared the shit out of me. I thought I was going to die.” She tells me this just as I crawl into bed and I get settled in. So now I’m punishing her by going on tumblr after she had to drag me off the computer. >< You lost me...
I'm cookie dough, I'm not done baking yet:... →
doctor-gonzo: … MY GOD I NEED TO WATCH THIS LIKE YESTERDAY. GOD IT’S JUST SO…..SO GOOD. HALLE AND BENICIO JUST DO SUCH A GREAT JOB ACTING…..AND HER KIDS ARE JUST SO CUTE. I QUESTION WHY I DIDN’T GET IT SOONER!!! >.< FFFFFUUUUUUUUCK THEY HAD IT AT FYE THE OTHER DAY FOR LIKE, FIVE DOLLARS… FUCK ME AND MY NOT HAVING MONEY D8<
That's what I get for psyching myself up.
I miss my Beno girls!
wtfdork: doctor-gonzo: wtfdork: I’m at my stepmoms and we are watching 21 Grams tomorrow! Time for sleepover. <3 Love you girls! <3 Bawww that movie ); We miss you too hon! Hope you make the most of the movie though <3 <3 Will do! My stepmom hasn’t seen it yet and I know she’s going to love it! HOORAY!
wtfdork: doctor-gonzo: coffeesnakes: ...
coffeesnakes: wassupholmes: -sleepytigers: ...
I miss my Beno girls!
wtfdork: I’m at my stepmoms and we are watching 21 Grams tomorrow! Time for sleepover. <3 Love you girls! <3 Bawww that movie ); We miss you too hon! Hope you make the most of the movie though <3
Here you go, Jamie!
mistress-talbot: lawrences-squeak-toy: XD Awesome! OMG YES!
loveliest-tragedy: lawrences-squeak-toy: WANT