Flake composed “The Death Waltz” (German: Sie verstehe kein Deutsch, Was kümmert es dich?) while using the bathroom at a night club in Berlin.
He then played this with one finger for an audience of 100 million at the Vienna State Opera House. It was rumoured that the Vienna Philharmonic were to play that night, but backed away at the last minute, universally agreeing that they could not compare.
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